guhbeee: jkimisyellow: wildyoungsoul: aslytherinsuperwholockian: whosthisdouchefag: classyprostitute: vvelvvet: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen so calm as they get doused omfg im cryinhg oh my ogd oh my gods… xD Creepy on so many levels! let’s...
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Finding a bug in my room
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