Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”
its pronounced, penn-ay-low-pee.
Beatrice is pronounced “beat-rice”
And Siobhan is, of course, pronounced “see-obb-han”
+exciting things are happening at work that could really take me to new places!
+was sitting on a love cloud all weekend
+sick as a dog, but trying to stay positive and at least appreciate that I have someone to take care of me
Isn’t it strange how we can convince ourselves that someone will be in our lives forever? Isn’t it strange how easily the promise of friendship can be broken? Isn’t it stranger yet how, even though you loved them with all you had, that you don’t miss them, but rather the memories with them? I guess what isn’t strange is how quickly people can change and grow apart from each other. We are fools to think that any one bond is permanent.
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
the thought of someone else touching you makes me sick to my stomach
look I’m going to break this down for every body, this should not make you sick. if they are getting touched by someone else consensually then that is their choice.. this life is to short to romanticize not being wanted by someone, fuck them, seriously. if you love someone then you should be able to accept the choices they have made and be happy for them if they are happy. let go of the ego and the selfish desires to possess someone else, it is not fucking cute to be so absorbed in someone else that you become physically sick to you stomach that they are with someone else and it’s not your place to judge if they are being loved/touched well enough. fuck possessiveness, fuck jealousy like shit, this isn’t healthy to become sick over what another person is doing with their life, let them be, set your self free.(via ofthemoonandsea)
A fucking men.
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.